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Monday, June 18, 2007

Keesli Moloko


The words Keesli Moloko are an anglicized phonetic spelling of the Russian words "sour" and "milk", translated together in context as "Yogurt".

Which is no better name for a cat than "boots" or "mittens" would be, but far more suitable for a pet in my household, as well as for her true disposition.

She almost died when she was a 1/2 lb. of kitten fluff… the remnants of that long, long story being that she still has a chronic sinus problem. You can hear her heavy breathing from a room away, and she sneezes. Often. Productively.Of course she's endured such nicknames as "Sneezli" and "Snotty Cat", but I don't think she minds much.

You see, in addition to being constantly stuffy-nosed, she's also pretty consistently stupid. I do mean that in the kindest, most loving and affectionate way possible! (My dog is dumb, and I love him for it, why not my little brain damaged cat?)

She's like a heavy-breathing teddy bear, more than a cat, really. Very affectionate and sweet. (She is even down with kitty hugs and belly-rubs!) Everyone who meets her remembers and adores her (and remembers her even more after they've been graced with a line of snot and snittle at having been sneezed upon)… of my three pets, she's by far the favorite among guests.

Brett likes to tell a particular story about how when his son was about 2 or 3 if you'd asked Ethan what sound a kitty makes, rather than the anticipated "meow" he hissed… (got to love that honesty)…

A new chapter was added when the three of us were singing "Old McDonald" last night in the car, when the farmer had a kitty, Brett made hissing noises, I did the perfunctory meowing, and then Ethan piped in with the sound effect of a sneeze….

Keesli has claimed another hapless victim. He's in her clutches now.