Last fall, I sent HBI a thank you note. This was an honest appraisal of my life to that point.Eventually, I felt ready to apply. So in January, I sent in my "Why I'm a Heartless Bitch" Application Essay.... and not only was I accepted, but I was named a Bitch of the Week!
If ever I need a sanity check, it's while dating. Thanks again, HBI. (Watch for photos of me on mom's harley, wearing my "You have entered a subtlety-free zone" T-shirt.... hmmm, now there's a profile shot for online dating....)